Reasons to join
Why Join?
No false or unbelievable promises.
It will make your wildest dreams come true.
You get to say “Arrrgggh” a lot.
It's free to join (level 13 only) Please note: level increase fees, ongoing costs and the mandatory purchase of grog apply to all memberships.
Pirates are respected peacemakers... no wait.... that's piece makers. We cut shit into pieces with our cutlasses.
Eye patches look really cool.
Yes, there are girl pirates.
When you reach level 1 the path to Planet 333 will be revealed to you so that you can live for eternity by the oceans of beer and lusty mermaid wenches (see below).
You can wear a T-shirt that says “Kiss Me I'm A Pirate”.
Nobody parties like pirates do.
If you love to plunder and pillage you will fit right in.
Pirates will once again rule the universe. This is your chance to become part of history.
There are so many more reasons to join now but perhaps the most important is that....
Mermaids swimming in beer.... is this heaven?
No! This is real... and you could be there....
